My buddy dan and I were sitting at dinner one night and started talking about how great it would be to own google. Not just part of google, the whole entire thing. We are both ambitious lads, so we decided to go on a quest to acquire as much google stock as we possibly could. We are both college students who are running a bit low on funds, so this was proving to be quite the arduous task. It stands to reason that you cannot buy stock when you do not have sufficient funds to do so. Suddenly, a lightbulb went off in dan's head. His idea: we travel to various stockholders willing to play us in "rock, paper, scissors" for one share of google stock per game. If we win, we get one share of google. If they win, they get the satisfaction of knowing that they beat some college punk in RPS. Also, they get to draw from a mystery box to win the "prize of the day." We both liked the idea so much that we decided to make this website telling the public about our quest.

The Premise

So it begins...

Rock-Paper-Scissors for Google Stock

My name is Dan. My associate Jurgill and I are practiced rock paper scissors players. We would like to openly challenge anyone in the United States to a game of rock paper scissors. The stakes.... one share of Google stock.

We are willing to travel to you and play you for one of your shares of Google. If we win we keep your share of Google, if we lose you win the satisfaction of beating us [We are paying for our travel rather than putting up stock of our own.] Do you think you have what it takes?

Oh yeah... and let's not forget, we plan to video tape the whole thing. Every exciting minute of every exciting match. We will post the videos on this blog and on youTube.

Competition details to come.